“Well, if I’m wrong then… what more could I lose? “
What’s it about?
A gem collector with a plan to eliminate overpopulation gets picked on by a gang of super powered 30 year olds.
Who’s in it?
Fucking eeeeeeeverybody. Except for my boy Hawkeye, Ant-Man, The Wasp, Korg and Valkyrie. So, almost everybody.
Why should I watch it?
+ I wonder how they’re gonna establish Thanos’ character as being the most powerfu-
+ Ohhhhhhh
+ Thanos is an absolute BEAST
+ Made Hulk look like Ronda Rousey
+ Which makes sense as the Hulk is pretty much a brawler while Thanos has technique
+ The incredible Hulk? More like the insecure Hulk, am I right?
+ Thanos might be the best villain in the MCU
+ You kinda almost root for him… almost
+ You get where he’s coming from and believes he is right
+ So, he’s a bit like Killmonger
+ He’s a powerful figure with kids adopted from all over the world
+ So, he’s a bit like Angelina Jolie
+ Although he does spend most of the movie being disappointed by his children
+ He and my dad would get on well
+ It’s been a bad week for Thor, eh?
+ Guy can’t catch a break
+ The humour of Ragnarok Thor and Guardians of the Galaxy blended so well
+ I’d gladly pay to watch a Thor and Rocket spinoff
+ But they also share an emotional scene about loss
+ Drax gets the funniest lines
+ Interactions between heroes who haven’t met each other was great
+ Star Lord and Thor with their loss competition
+ Doctor Strange and Tony Stark not seeing eye to eye (thought they’d get on better personally)
+ Loved seeing the relationship between Peter Parker and Uncle Tony
+ The part where Peter hugs Tony and tells him he doesn’t want to go fucking killed me
+ Reminds me of that part in Homecoming where he’s stuck under a building
+ Just makes you realise that he’s a 15 year old boy
+ Vision looking like Harry Potter with his scar
+ Loved Ebony Maw, guy was fucking slick AF
+ The action scenes are fucking incredible
+ It’s basically Civil War times Infinity
+ Get it
+ My predictions were waaaaaaaaay off, thought Tony would die
+ Whoa, hey there, Red Skull
+ Whoa, hey there, Peter Dinklage
+ Is Thanos a West Ham supporter?
+ My man retired on a farm like Hawkeye
+ I do like how Marvel adds scenes to deceive people in trailers
+ Reality stone is so handy when it comes to expositions
Why shouldn’t I watch it?
– If you’re James Cameron
– FUCK PETER QUILL
– Calm your fucking tits down man
– Was seriously pissed off at all of the things he choses to be
– Fucking wait until the gauntlet is off man, fuck sake
– Wait, so Scarlett Witch and Vision, two of the most powerful heroes in the MCU, couldn’t beat Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive but a super soldier and two people without powers can?
– So, Guardians of the Galaxy will only have Rocket?
– Spider-Man 2 starring Aunt May?
– Doctor Strange 2 starring Wong?
– Black Panther starring M’Baku?
– Those sound great actually
– Thor, why didn’t you just cut his hand off, buddy?
– At least Tony Stark gets to save money on his wedding now?
Anything else?
First of all, shout out to Marvel for entertaining us! 10 years now, nearly old enough to drink. Shout out to the Russo Brothers, 10/10 on their juggling skills. Got me feeling all sorts of emotions during the fastest 2 and a half hour of my life. It’s not just a good superhero film, it’s also a great supervillain film with an ending that will leave you speeches and hopeless.
Watch out for one after credit scene to make your one year wait for the next Avengers feel less bleak.
10/10
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Awesome review for the movie 🙂
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Thanks man!
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Great review. I totally agree with you. I loved this movie. Infinity War was definitely worth the hype. I’m planning on seeing it again today.
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Jason, thanks man!
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This was my favourite review. I laughed, I cried, I basically relived all the best parts of Avengers: Infinity War, and that Angelina Jolie quip was everything.
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Aha cheers Jen! Can’t wait to watch Avengers again tho!
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This helped soothe the pain of the movie. Maybe Hawkeye and Thanos will exchange farming tips?
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If Avengers 4 is all about Thanos and hawkeye living on a farm together, I wouldn’t be mad at it.
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“It’s basically Civil War times Infinity” Ahhahahahaha :’) honestly this movie was SO GOOD.
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Aha cheers Katie! Appreciate it 🙂
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Love this post, thank you for sharing! I loved Avengers:IW was so much, its such a great movie! I got the insane opportunity to go to the World Premiere on the 23rd. I was just in front of Tom Holland during the screening at the Dolby Theater, he was with his brothers and they were all so sweet! I got to talk to members of the cast and they were all incredibly nice! I wrote two posts on my blog about it (one about the premiere and another one about after party) if you’d like to check it out!
https://zimmylifestyle.com/
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Whoa check you out! Thanks awesome.
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My thoughts exactly! Superb post that made it so exciting to read and nod along right till the very end. Also ‘Pirate-angel’, ‘Rabbit’ and ‘Mr Lord’ struck a cord. I’m still smiling.
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Aha thank you! I am Steve Rogers killed me as well ahaha
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I forgot about that … added to the list !
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